It’s October first and in case you forgot…Halloween is coming!
So here are some links to Haunted Places…a few jokes, and if you like the clip art click the pictures and you’ll go directly to the sites, more info on other Halloween Clip Art sites at the bottom of this post
Enjoy!
a.m.
Find Real Haunted Houses
In the U.S. HERE
Find Haunted Houses In the U.K
Haunted Australia
Haunted Places In New Zealand
Okay.
It’s Joke Time.
I got these from the kids in my family…
I happen to love them.
The jokes I mean
Not the kids.
Oh come on, I’m just kidding.
What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?’
Cos everyone was a goblin
Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
A blood hound.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
If you like the clip art, just click the picture and you’ll go to the site where I found them, they’re from all over the Net, so have fun!
But if you’d like to see where I found most of the links go to this PAGE and HERE
