I Mean, No One’s Gonna Eat Your Eyes

“Your Brains”

Is

A little tune about Zombies and brain eating.

Yes,

REALLY

Heya Tom, it’s Bob,
From the office down the hall.
Good to see you buddy,
How’ve ya been?
Things have been okay for me,
Except that I’m a zombie now.
Really wish you’d let us in.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands,
But here’s an FYI – you’re all gonna die, screaming.

All we wanna do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable,
I mean no-one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here,
Maybe we should compromise.
Open up the door,
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains.

I don’t wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan –
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that’s okay for now,
But someday you’ll be out of food and guns,
And you’ll have to make the call.
I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough –
You never had the head for all that ‘bigger picture’ stuff.
But Tom, that’s what I do,
And I plan on eating you, slowly.

All we wanna do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable,
I mean no-one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
 
 

 

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4 thoughts on “I Mean, No One’s Gonna Eat Your Eyes

    • Hey there!

      But or course I’d be back- nothing can keep me from Halloween- neither Death nor Politics or my love of watching shows about people who make cakes could keep me down and out at Halloween- can’t vouch for the quality but I think I am going to post something here daily.

      I’m going to give that a whirl and I’ll stop by your bloggy-blog to let you know how it goes

      Anita

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