I Will Not Laugh At The Misery Of Others
Month: April 2011
Think About It
Wild Ghosts
If Only
Frozen doorways
are always open
Was That Necessary?
Its creepy
its cool
its cool and creepy stuff that I found on the interwebs today.
You’re welcome.
That Would Be SO Cool
Wouldn’t it be cool if for Easter
somebody made giant chocolate Easter Island Statues
and you found those sitting in your living room on Easter Morning?
How would you like to bite the ears off of those things?
LOL
Happy Easter Everybody
The House Is Dead Where There’s No Bread
Take some dough, raisins, cashews and chocolate and a touch of the morbid and what do you get?
Bread shaped and baked to resemble human remains.
If Betty Crocker were real she wouldn’t be spinning in her grave- she’ d be throwing up in it.
photos from the
Me, The Black Arts And Grocery Stores
When I was a kid I wanted to be a magician for two specific reasons.
Reason #1
I wanted to raise the dead.
I wasn’t picky about the who or what I wanted to dig up and reanimate. I just wanted to see a bunch of rotting corpses chase people around the supermarket. For my own special reasons I’ve long since forgotten raising the dead and turning them loose in the canned good aisles made perfect sense to me.
Reason #2
I wanted to learn hypnosis so that I could make people cackle like chickens. Of course, I wanted them to stay that way which is probably the reason every time I used to cut those ads out for those hypnosis kits and tried to mail them off my Mom used to pull them out of our mailbox.
It’s not like I told her my grand plan, but she was my Mom so she probably knew where I was going with that.
Now that I am all grown up, fact is I’m getting old- I’ve given up my dreams of Magic and now days forcing the dead from their nice quiet graves seems pretty rude- so I’m over that.
Yep.
Over it.
Hey.
So I’m just wondering about Ventriloquism- I wonder if some of those stories about some ventriloquists going bonkers because their dummies are demons from Hell are true….juuusttt wondering
Creepy Baby
Chris Needs Help
Radiation As A Beauty Aid
I have written stories about a Killer Grandmother, a Suburban Housewife who bakes trick or treaters into pies and what it’s like when Satan has a bad hair day.
I could never have dreamed up a story where a woman rubs radioactive dirt into her face to sell face cream…but a company called Dorothy Gray Cosmetics had a model do just that for a commercial.
Horror Writers have nothing on this company…nothing.
First Things First
When I am getting ready to write stories about monsters, I have to ask myself- what is a monster exactly
and where do they come from?
Most important of all I have to ask myself
what do they eat?
That Was Killer
This movie is about a killer cookie.
You read that right, this is a movie where a demonic cookie sticks a knife in someone’s head.
No- the victim does not come back as Keebler Elf.
At least I don’t think so.
Sure.
Whatever you say Betty Crocker.
Look! Somebody Fixed That Mega Sucky Movie
SAW
Hurrah!
Braiiiinnnsss
Busy Busy Me
Sorry I have not posted for a while but I’ve been busy writing and wouldn’t you know it?
When I’m writing in one place , I’m NOT writing in another but I shall return soon.
For now here are some of my older stories that sort of make me laugh which means they’ll probably make most people say:
Anita Marie, really? Was that necessary?
Well, you know yes it was.
Enjoy.
ANITA'S OWL CREEK BRIDGE 
