Post A Day Prompt: Eighth Deadly Sin
It was something to think about: If you could create the Eighth Deadly Sin what would it be?
I felt like a kid in a candy store.
People do so many idiotic things that you could nail them for. I mean where to start?
Okay. Deadly Sin should do what it says. If you commit this sin the consequences are going to be deadly. Plus you’re for sure going to Hell.
So if I could pick a new one I’d stay with the theme. It’d have to be something people do at least one of every single day : wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Ok. Here it is.
If you laugh you go to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200.00
No more laughing when your trying to belittle someone and that laugh, that smile is just one more knife for you to stick in their eye and twist. No more laughing at jokes or movies or happy memories.
And if you do. Boom. You’re in a cuddle puddle with demons. And not the cute ones like they have on the TV show Supernatural.
And if you think so- I’d agree: Yes indeed that is twisted and mean.
But isn’t that what the Deadlies are? Don’t we all get angry? Love to eat too much ( Hello Christmas and Thanksgiving ) Aren’t there days when you just don’t want to wear anything but yesterday’s t-shirt and your favorite ripped up jeans or sweatpants? And on those days when you’re not fitting into your favorite outfit don’t tell me you wouldn’t sell a kidney to look like someone on tv.
It’s okay. We’ve all been there.
Seriously. Who decided to make being human not just a sin, but a deadly one?
But this is my blog and my post and my response to the prompt and I have made Laughter The Eighth Deadly Sin.
You just laughed at that didn’t you?
Uh Oh. Uh Oh For You To The Max.